thethrillofit:

im a BIT of a history nerd *puts a hand on my hip, puts on my glasses, cracks open an encyclopedia* did you know obama is the president 

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drunktrophywife:

if you ever think someone’s too cute to talk to just remember that they poop too

everybody poops

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galehawthorne:

isn’t your first birthday technically your second

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amoying:

amoying:

lms if u have a crush on me

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snorlaxatives:

i have no feelings or emotions just sarcasm running through my veins

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